A Proper Cat
It is important to keep up certain catty standards - not just for me, but for all of catkind. I is a distinguished kitty. Therefore, I like to show my class whenever I can. I extend this to napping. I has to show that I is a gentlecat - aware of kitty etiquette. So, when I nap - or even just sit in a loaf position - I do so properly. I cross my little kitty feets. I remind myself that I must be very demure, very meowful. In this way, I represent all cats as I should.