Get up!

My hooman is lazy.

He likes to stay in his napping quarters until late, on two days of the week.

I has heard him call this a 'lie-in'.

This is no good for me - not when I has a hungry.

So I has developed tactics to get him up.

First I walk up to his head.
Then I sniff his face.
Then I stick my cold nose in his face.

If this fails, I move to Phase 2 of my plan.

I sits next to his face.
I meow.
I yowl.
I paw at his face.

This usually does the trick.

If not, then I move to Phase 3.
This consists entirely of just sitting on his head.