Kitty Contemplation

Today I has sits.

Today I thinks.

Why aren't all animal ears triangles?
It's the best shape for hearing things all around you.

Why are hooman ears all weird and round, and on the side of the head?

I never see the chicken go into my biscuits — how does it get there?

What does my hooman do with all my poo?
Where does he take it?

Why do some hoomans paint their claws silly colours?

Why does it only rain indoors in one room in my home — in the weird, cubicle thing?

How does my hooman cope with such little napping time?

Why don't all animals meow?
It'd be much easier if we all spoke the same language.
My hooman tries to meow, but he gets his words muddled up and his accent is terrible.

Why do spiders have eight legs?
Surely that's too many.

Why don't hoomans ever seem to get zoomies?

It's a confusing world.

I think I'll have another nap.