A Proper Cat

It is important to keep up certain catty standards - not just for me, but for all of catkind.

I is a distinguished kitty.

Therefore, I like to show my class whenever I can.

I extend this to napping.

I has to show that I is a gentlecat - aware of kitty etiquette.

So, when I nap - or even just sit in a loaf position - I do so properly.

I cross my little kitty feets.

I remind myself that I must be very demure, very meowful.

In this way, I represent all cats as I should.