Rubbish foods

Hooman didn't make anything in the food room tonight.

Hooman ordered something on the compooter.

Food came.

I circled hooman's feet.

He opened the box.

I jumped up onto the table.

I had sniffs.

Eugh! It smelt cheesy.
No chicken.
No prawns.

Rubbish.

I walked away.

Why does he get this stuff?

He's a noisy eater too.

 


 

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