Uh oh

It happens a lot - I'm peacefully napping and then I hear my hooman's heavy footsteps.

I know he's coming to annoy me.

He can't help it.

What's he going to do though?

Will he shout 'Frankiiiiiiiiiiie' and bury his face in my belly fur?

Will he say 'ooojshi booojshi' and kiss me on the head?

Will he boop my nose?

Will he ruffle my belly fur with his hands?

Will he annoyingly touch my back feets?

Will he smoosh my face?

I decided he was going to boop my nose, so looked to protect it.

Mad hooman.

 




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