Oh hush, hooman

Can't a kitty get a little peace?

I was looking for places to cool down.

My hooman had the whirring thing on, but it wasn't enough.

I found a good spot to cool my belly fluff though - on the floor of our napping quarters.

But I couldn't just relax.

My hooman kept coming into the room and squeaking 'You're soooooo cute, Frankie!'

Then he'd stroke my back and smoosh my face...which I was too hot for.

Then he'd say 'Stay there', point his phone at me, and take thousands of pictures.

I know this because he showed them to me.
Idiot.

All I'm doing is lying down, trying to get cool.
I'm not doing anything remotely interesting.

I just want to be left alone to cat.

I have made a note of all this.
I shall present him with my bum at 4am.





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