Lumpy and Noisy

The things I has to go through as a cat...

I likes to settle down with my hooman in our napping quarters as it gets late.

Sometimes he gets into the bed and I walk around until I find a comfy spot.
Other times I already has a comfy spot and he has to find a way to sleep around me.
This is the way it should be; my napping spot first, hooman's napping spot second.

But he can be difficult to sleep near.

Firstly, he wriggles a lot.
And he's very lumpy.
His feets can cause problems.

He's also very noisy.

He opens his mouth and makes a lonnnnnnnnnng snorting sound.
It's very annoying.
It makes the walls rattle.
I try to fold down my little catty ears to ignore it.

He makes other sounds though - from his bottom.
Sometimes it's a 'parp'.
Other times it's a loud 'pthbthbthb' sound.

And occasionally he says actual words out loud.
Nothing that makes any sense - just random stuff.

I don't know why he does all of this.
I make no sound at all...unless he wakes up and gives me belly rubs - then I say 'mrrrrp'.