Hoomid

I already has a hot.

But my hooman has made things worse.

He's put a big whirring thing in the food room.

It's huge and noisy.

I meowed my protests to my hooman, but he simply said; 'It's a dehoomidifier, Frankie - to get rid of the moisture from the leak'

I blinked at him, but didn't know what he meant.

The problem is, this big whirring thing pumps out a lot of heat too.

The food room is now so hoomid.
It's almost tropical.
I is scared I might see a distant cousin, like a jaguar, in there.
Or maybe parrots will appear.

I can't jump up on the surfaces now. It's too much effort.

I has moved to the big, long, soft chair, in the main room.
It's got a shiny surface, so it's vaguely cool.

I want this 'dehoomidifier' gone.
Too much noise.
Too much warms.