Catty side eye

Hoomans is sneaky.

I include my own hooman in this, even though I quite like him.

They can sneak up on you any time...particularly during naps, which they apparently find 'cute'.

This is why it pays to use a bit of catty side eye, alongside super catty hearing, just to be sure when a hooman is coming.

It's very important.

Otherwise, you'll be peacefully napping when...your hooman comes along and sticks their face in your belly fur, waking you up, startled.

Or they'll come along and ruffle your head and your ears, which requires catty head shakes, to sort the confusion.

They may even come up and start giving you unwanted kisses on your little head.

Or, worse still, they'll pick you up and kiss you all over, leaving you completely baffled.

So...I always keep one eye out for my hooman.
I never know when he's coming or what he's got planned.