Selective hearing

My hooman is loud.

I know he likes to talk to me in a high-pitched, squeaky voice.

I'm not sure why hoomans do this - it's annoying.

Where I can, I ignore him.

I is too busy cleaning my feets, chasing dust, or napping.

If I needs food or fuss, then I sometimes listen.

But if he's simply calling my name across our home, then I generally ignore him.

It's not worth twisting my ears round for.
Too much effort.
I like them to stay as neat, forward-facing triangles.

If I hear a packet of food open, or my hooman comes home, or someone is talking outside, or I can hear a bird...then it's worth twisting my ears.

Other than that, they stay in the one position.