Pondering

The new sunshine does things to my little catty brain.

It makes me think.

I likes thinking...mainly about chicken.

But I also likes to watch the world go by.

I wonder why hoomans eat from a platform and not the floor.

I wonder why birds have wings but squirrels don't.

I wonder when and where the red dot sleeps.

I wonder why my fur looks ginger in the sun.

I wonder why my hooman's voice is sometimes so deep yet sometimes so high...and why he still hasn't mastered meowing (he tries, but his accent is awful).

I wonder if I'll ever see a toona fish in real life.

I wonder how hoomans get by on just 8 hours of naps per day.

I wonder why my hooman has fur just on his head, his face, and a little patch in the middle - such an odd design.

I wonder why spiders have 8 legs, and why string comes out of their bums.

I wonder where my hooman stores all my poo he collects.

I wonder, I wonder...

It's exhausting.