No, no no - get off!

Sometimes my hooman is so irritating.

I looks up at him, lets out a little meow, and waits for pats.

Then he looks at me and his forehead wrinkles.

He says 'Hang on a minute, Frankie', then goes off to get something.

He comes back with a soft, thin, white thing in his hand and says 'Come here, Frankie'.

I think he's going to give me fuss...then he puts the white thing in my face.

I don't want it there, so I moves my face away.

He says 'Stay still Frankie - you've got an eye bogey'.

He comes back with the white thing - I duck.

He tries again, and I 'mrrrp' and run away.

Idiot.

I just want fuss and scritches - not the silly, flapping, white thing.