Just let me sit

I wish my hooman would understand - sometimes I just want to sit next to him, but not have fuss.

When he's on his compooter, I like to do this.

I especially like sitting on the thing with the scrawled writing all over it - it's comfy.

My hooman says 'Frankie, you've got so many soft seats you could sit on', but I ignore him.

He cannot stop giving me fuss though.

He strokes my back.

He scritches near my tail.

He scritches my ears.

He smooshes my face.

He strokes my head.

I have to turn round and give him 'the look'.

This should be enough for him to leave me alone, but then he says 'It's your fault - you shouldn't be so cute and fluffy'.

I despair - I really do.