Catty Plans

I has been pretty much perfect all year - the ideal feline.

But I suppose I could improve one or two things.

I has heard my hooman talk about 'rezolooshuns' - doing good things next year.

With this in mind, I decided to set some goals for myself.

So...

I vow to be even cuter – not sure if this is possible.

I vow to sniff more things.

I vow to find more catnip.

I vow to chat more with my hooman – his pronunciation of ‘meow’ needs work.

I vow to keep him company, by sitting on whatever he’s looking at.

I vow to spread my litter evenly throughout our home.

I vow to get at least 7 belly rubs per day.

I vow to catch the red dot.

I vow to nap more.

I vow to sleep on top of my hooman more.

I vow to increase the speed of my laps around our home.

I vow to get more fur on things.

I vow to eat more snacks.

I vow to wash more – keeping my fur nice and shiny.


It seems like a lot, but I'm sure I'll manage it.
Or, if I don't, I'll just make time for more naps.




 

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