Scoose me

I had to make an emegency intervention before.

I was lacking in attention from my hooman.

He was putting more focus on his compooter than my fluffy little face.

This had to be corrected.

I jumped up to my hooman's level.

I meowed.

I purred.

I sniffed him.

I gave him catty headbutts.

I demanded to be petted.

I got what I wanted — face rubs and ear scritches.

I then sat on the compooter.

 


 

 

 

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