The shock!

I was sitting next to my hooman, keeping him company.

He stooped down to give me fuss, and I got a shock.

The fur on his head is disappearing - at the back!

What if it all goes?

How is he supposed to keep his head warm?

It's bad enough that his fur doesn't cover his whole body, but if it goes from his head, how will he survive?

I may have to help save him.

I may have to climb onto his head to keep him warm.

I need him.

How else am I suppose to get fed and have my poo tray cleaned?

 


 

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