Not listening
I is sitting in my hooman's napping quarters, relaxing.
Occasionally I has a wash, then I go back to staring at the wall.
My hooman keeps trying to bother me.
From the other room, I hear him say 'Frankie! Fraaaaankiiiiiiiie!'
I ignore this.
I want peace.
Then he comes into his napping quarters and squeals 'Frankiiiiiiiieeee!'
I ignore this too.
He makes kissy noises above my head.
He clicks his fingers.
He says 'You're so cute! Little floofy face!'
I continue to stare at the wall.
I have 256 muscles in each catty ear.
That's what they're for — ignoring silly hoomans.
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