ftuck

So annoying.

I had my dinner.

Then I had fome bifcuits.

I even had a drink.

But now I'fe got fome bitf of bifcuit ftuk in my teef.

I've tried licking them again and again, but it makef no difference — they're well and truly ftuck.

I don't know what to do.

I'fe meowed at my hooman, but he can't help.

I'll just haf to keep trying to get rid of them.

Bloody bifcuits!

 

 







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