The magic within...

I had an urgent need, before.

I needed to be allowed access...

...access to the magic portal.

I meowed at my hooman.

I looked up at him.

I scratched at the portal door.

I needed to see, sniff, and paw the crinkly things within...and to hide in the dark.

I yelled at my hooman.

He let me in.

It was amazing.

It was everything I dreamed it would be.

Then I got bored.

So I jumped out, went to my tray, and pooped.

 


 

 

 




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