Questions

My hooman had been gone for a while.

He's just come in.

I had lots of questions for him:

Where have you been?

What have you been doing?

Why did you do that?

Why didn't you stay here and pet me?

How are you going to make this up to me?

What's for dinner?

When will it be served?

Will I be getting treats before then?

How many ear scritches will I get in the next 10 minutes?

He said 'Wow, Frankie — you're chatty!'

Then he gave me head scritches and some chicken Dreamies, so at least he sort of understands.

I'll continue to wander around, chatting.




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