Confusing hooman

When I'm lying on the window sill or a cushion, my hooman will often come over at random and say things to me.

So, just to be clear...

I know that I have a 'gorgeous floofy face'.

No, you cannot touch my feets.

Yes, I'm aware that I'm cute.

I have no idea what 'little schmoopie doopie chops' means.

You may follow 'loooook at that fluffy belly' with belly rubs.

The answer to 'Do you want ear scritches?' will always be yes.

'Oh hiiiiiiiiiiiii!' is weird, high-pitched, and hurts my little ears.

I don't recognise this song: 'Sweeeeet Frankie chops - duh, duh, duh - good purrs never felt so good!'

'Face smooshes' are annoying.

So are 'nose boops'.

Yes, I would like to rest my chin on your hand while you stroke my head.

That is all.





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