Catty Lols!

What do you call a kitty who's unresponsive?

Catatonic! 😹



Where do kitties buy all their goods from?

A catalogue! 😹




What do you call a feline disaster?

A catastrophe! 😹




What do you call a kitty who gets things started?

A catalyst! 😹




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