Millions of cuddles

I has a lazy.
I has a flomp, in my hooman's napping quarters.

Mainly, I'm in a classic loaf position.

And I'm practicing looking cute.

It's working.

Every 4.7 minutes my hooman comes into the room, flomps onto the bed next to me, does a 'Mwah!' on my head...then gives me cuddles.

I always likes cuddles, as he's made of warms.

Along with the cuddles, he gives me face smooshes too.

I purr.

I blink.

He goes away for a bit.

...then he comes running back in to give me more cuddles.

Silly creature.

I'll stay here.
It's very much to my advantage.





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