Furball Frankie

I has a lazy. I has a flomp, in my hooman's napping quarters. Mainly, I'm in a classic loaf position. And I'm practicing looking cute. It's working. Every 4.7 minutes my hooman comes into the room, flomps onto the bed next to me, does a 'Mwah!' on my head...then gives me cuddles. I always likes cuddles, as he's made of warms. Along with the cuddles, he gives me face smooshes too. I purr. I blink. He goes away for a bit. ...then he comes running back in to give me more cuddles. Silly creature. I'll stay here. It's very much to my advantage.

I likes to jump up onto high things. So, today, I thought I'd give my hooman a surprise and show him what it would be like to have a different animal. Today, I jumped onto his shoulders. Today, I pretended to be a parrot. I landed on one shoulder, let out a meow, and rubbed my face on his. Then I walked across to the other shoulder, let out another meow, and rubbed my face on his again. Then I stayed on the one shoulder - balanced. Occasionally I meowed some more, as I can't make bird noises. I haven't really got wings to flap, so I just cleaned my front feets for a bit. I stayed there for a while, so that my hooman got the full catty-parrot experience. Then I jumped down to eat some chicken biscuits.