Go away, whirring thing!

I has a sad.
I has a worried.
I has a anxious.

My hooman started moving around our home with cloths, wiping things and humming.

Then he went and got 'the machine'...which I don't like.

It's a big, loud, whirring thing, and it's horrible.

He used it in the room I was in and it made my little catty ears go back.
Then he got too close to me, so I ran off.

I could hear him taking it from room to room.

Then he came into the room I'd run to, made my catty ears go back again, and got too close to me.
I yowled and ran off again.

The noise suddenly stopped, but I don't know when he might use 'the machine' again - hoomans are so unpredictable.

I wish he wouldn't use it.
It's scary.

 


 

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