I sits in the middle

It is very important, as a cat, that I chooses where I sits very carefully.

Cats can't just sit anywhere - we has to give it some thought...

Is it draughty?

Is it in a sunbeam?

It it box-shaped?

Is it dark and quiet?

Is it made of warms?

Is it comfy?


My chosen spot today, is... right in the middle of the floor.

This is a very clever place to sit.

I can see the whole room, so I know exactly what's going on.

But... more importantly... my hooman can't avoid me.
In fact, there is a big chance that he'll almost trip over me.

This means that I gets maximum attention.

It's a very clever catty strategy.

I shall now sit here all evening, occasionally meowing for no reason whatsoever.




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