Important Cat Jobs

It's not easy being a cat.
Aside from fitting in at least 16 hours of naps each day, I has many important cat jobs I must do.

I has to wash my human, so he doesn't smell.

I has to play with my hooman, so he doesn't get bored.

I has to show him my fluffy belly, and purr when he rubs it, to keep him happy.

I has to keep him warm, by sitting on him.

I has to check that any boxes in my home are up to standard.

I has to help him when he's changing the bedding in the napping room.

I could keep going. It honestly feels like my list of jobs is never-ending. It's exhausting.

But one of my main jobs, which is very important, is to be chief cupboard inspector.
I has to make sure all cupboards are up to my standards, that they're clean, and that they contain at least one tin of toona.

My hooman only partly passed the last cupboard inspections.
One cupboard had dust in. The other had no toona.

I has raised my concerns with my hooman by meowing loudly, and scratching the big, long, soft chair until he said 'Frankie! Stop it!'

Must do better, hooman - must do better.