I has a grump grump

I is not happy.

Or, at least...I think I'm not happy.

My hooman has put something up on the wall, in our napping quarters.

It's a picture of a black cat, with a very floofy face.

I knows what I looks like as I has seen myself in those things hoomans pose in front of.

So now I has to ask: is my hooman mocking me?

I feel he might be.

I now has a grump grump.

I'm going to sleep in the most inconvenient position possible on the bed.





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