Shoulder surfing

I has had lots of energy today - lots of zoomies!

And when I has energy, I likes to catch my hooman by surprise.

I sneaks up behind him, crouches on my back feets, then launches myself upwards... and lands on his shoulders.

From here, I can walk backwards and forwards, purr in my hooman's ear, and give him catty headbutts to the face.

Sometimes he says 'Frankie - you great lump', but I ignores him and keeps purring.

Then he'll reach back and give me ear and head scritches.

I has a happy.

If he straightens up a bit, it becomes hard to stay on his shoulders...then I has to jump down.

But I often come back later for more hooman shoulder surfing.
It's fun.




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