Lots of time

I think this time of year is known as the 'festive period'.

It's when we cats eat more biscuits than usual, demand more Dreamies, leave our hoomans presents (like scattered litter or half-chewed rodents), and sing Feliz Navi-cat.

It's when we celebrate the birth of certain food, like chicken, tuna, and dairy - paying homage to Cheeses Crust.

It's also when we get some proper time to unwind from all the stresses of the year: where to nap, when to nap, what to claw, when to zoom from room to room, when to sing the song our people... the list is endless.

So I has been sitting and thinking... about all the things I'm going to do with my time off.

I really have to consider...

- What I'll sniff, how much, and when

- What I'll nap on, when, and what my napping schedule looks like for the coming year

- Should I be kinder to dogs, or are they just big, smelly, dribble monsters?

- How much time I should spend on the window sill

- Whether I should be paying more attention to my back legs, when washing

- Do I always clean my bumhole properly?

- How many snacks is 'too many'... or is there such a thing?

- How often should I sit on my hooman? He is irritating, but made of warms


So, as you can see, there's plenty for me to think about during my time off.

I just hope I can fit everything in...




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