Put me down, hooman!

I was having peaceful naps on the big, long chair, when I heard sounds at the door.

A hooman?
My hooman?

Yes - it was my hooman!

I was going to ignore him, for going away and leaving me, but I had a happy, so I went up to him, purring, and rubbed against his legs.

I sniffed his shoes, and could smell dog... hmmmm.

He keep saying 'Hi mate!' and 'I've missed you!'... then he lifted me off the floor, with my feets dangling.
He knows I don't like it when he does this.

He kept saying 'I've missed you, I've missed you...' and squeezing me, then putting his mouth to my fur and making a 'mwah' sound... yuck!

Now I has to have a good wash.

He lifted me off the floor a few more times.

No, no, no, hooman - put me down!

Mad creature.

I has gone to sit in the hooman's wee room, before he picks me up any more.




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