I came across something earlier - something very strange. My hooman has two compooters. One that he uses for the thing he calls 'werk', and the other one that both of us use. I saw something on his 'werk' compooter... lots of pictures of cats. A couple were of different coloured cats, but four of them were of purely black cats. Why is he doing this? Why is his compooter covered in pictures of other kitties? Is he mocking me? Also, he has plenty of pictures of me on his phone - why the need to look at other kitties? I is not happy. I has a grump-grump. I is now going to kick litter all over the floor. Silly hooman.
I has been wandering about with many things to say today. I has meowed in my hooman's napping quarters. I has meowed on one window sill. I has meowed on the other window sill. I has meowed by the front door. I has meowed at the cupboards. I has meowed at the chairs. I has meowed at the table. I has meowed in every room. I has meowed lots of times at my hooman. He has tried to meow back, but his accent is awful and he makes too many grammatical errors. I is very chatty today.
I has come to believe that I is very talented. I has come to believe that I is an artist. My claws are my paintbrushes. Hooman furniture is my canvas. I has to suffer for my art. Very often, when I'm mid-scratch, my hooman will loudly shout 'No, Frankie!' at me... but I persist, as I must finish my work. It takes time, and many individual sessions, to create my artwork, but I manage it - working tirelessly. And when I is done, after one particularly hard session, I has a nap, to rest my artistic brain. I'm proud of my work. I hope to have it displayed one day. Below is a picture of me posing with my latest piece, along with how I imagine I look to fans of my art.
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