An adventure!

I has got used to my home.
It smells of me, and I get regular chin scritches from my hooman.

But he made a strange decision.

He decided to let me outside again.

I had a confused at first, and my tail went 'floof!'...then I started wandering off.

My hooman was behind me, saying 'it's okay, Frankie'.

I wanted to lose him and go off and do catty things, so I hid under a bush for a bit... but he was still there, crouching down, saying 'hiya, Frankie!'

Then I went across and into another hooman front garden bit.
I hid under a car... but my hooman was still there.

I went to another hooman's front garden bit, then through a gate and down a path.

My hooman came over and said 'come on Frankie - don't go too far'... then he tried to pick me up, so I hissed at him.
I wanted my adventure to continue.

I came back down the path, through the gate, then headed towards some prickly bushes.
Before I went into them, my hooman tried to pick me up again, saying 'you'll get lost, Frankie'...I hissed at him again - more loudly this time.

I went into the prickly bushes, which I knew my hooman couldn't do.
I still had that annoying jingly jangly thing around my neck, which I wanted to get rid of.

My hooman disappeared.

I went through the prickly bushes, came out onto another path, and found some other hoomans' houses.
I went up to all of them, and sniffed around.

I could hear cars in the distance. I don't like cars.

I wandered round lots.
I got caught in a bush and managed to get that stoopid thing off my neck.
I was happy.

I little while later, I could hear my hooman, near those prickly bushes, saying 'Frankiiiiiiiie!' in a high-pitched voice.

I ignored him.
I had lots of sniffing to do.

I went under and over lots of gates, into lots of different gardens.
I could smell other cats.

I heard my hooman calling 'Frankiiiiiiie!' once more...I ignored him again.

Then I came back to near where I'd started, but couldn't remember the way back to the door to my home.

So, I sat in the front garden of a house, looking around

My hooman came out again, also looking around.
He saw me sitting down and said 'Oh, there you are - I was so worried!'

I sat there and meowed at him.

Then I walked towards him as I fancied chin and ear scritches.

He said 'Silly boy - you almost gave me a heart attack!' ... then he scooped me up, off my feets.

I wasn't happy, so I wriggled lots.
He said 'Frankie stop it! I can't lose you'... then took me back to the door to our home, opened it, and put me down on the floor.

I had a confused.
I meowed at him.

He just said 'Phew! I'm so glad you're safe...but you've lost another bloody collar!'

I blinked at him.

Then I went and had a long nap, as I was very tired from my big adventure.






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