Freeeeeeedom! Oh...

I had a happy yesterday.

While my hooman was out, I managed to get that stoopid thing off from round my neck that he put there.

I think it's called a 'collar', as my hooman said 'where's your collar, Frankie?', when he came home.

He won't find it.
I has hidden it from him.

And today, I was nearly free.

My hooman was talking to some other hoomans, at the door to the outside.
This meant the door was open a bit.

My hooman wasn't paying attention, so I walked between his legs...and I was outside!
Freeeeeeeedom!

Then my hooman saw me, panicked, and shouted 'Frankie, you can't be outside without a collar!'

I panicked too, as it's confusing outside.

He came to get me, and I ran off.

Then he came up to me again.
I tried to run, but he grabbed me.
Then he fell over, still holding me.

This wasn't very comfortable, so I struggled.

I ran off again.

He caught up with me, lifted me off the floor, and carried me back to our home, panting.

The other hoomans looked wide-eyed and just said 'So anyway, mate - we're off'.

My hooman put me down in the main room.

I meowed my annoyance, walked off, and has kept my back to him ever since.